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conservatard

Combination of Conservative and Retarded, not often used because of the childish nature of the word.

This is also the flip side of libtard, which many consevatives believe is a witty insult to liberals.

"Conservatard" is most commonly used when conservatives dismiss facts, research, data, footage, and actual occurrences and instead repeat false accusations or meaningless facts loudly and repetitively so they either don't have to actually debate, don't have to do any research, or don't have to admit or realize they are wrong. Of course if they did any of these things problems could actually be solved, but they don't.

It can be frustrating debating with one of them because the debate doesn't go anywhere. They are not willing to further discussion to resolve issues, they are only concerned to shout their own bias and whatever useless facts or information they can find to support their bias they will use.

Fox news does a great job herding all these sheep.
"This conservatard won't look up tax rates from the Bush-era and how it directly drove 90% of the population wealth down and 10% wealth skyrocketing, all he keeps saying is how Obama is a Nazi.

He doesn't know any of the policies that have been passed or what is actually being changed in our government by the party he is defending. It's just so hopeless having a discussion with this person. I think I'll have a cookie and stop talking to him. Cookies are delicious anyway, screw him."
by poqbum October 28, 2011
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Conservatard

A word that can be used to describe most, if not all, conservatives and Republicans. Frequently spend most of their time bashing Democrats and liberals instead of advocating for their own party.

Believe that a clump of cells is a human being and that its life is more important than the mother's. Use the term baby killers to try and justify their arguments and make people support them.
Usually are rednecks and hillbillies and have lower IQs than their opposition - this has actually been proven by scientific studies, and countless quotes. (See the article '15 Mind-Numbingly Dumb Things Teapublicans Have Said Lately')

Believe that Donald Trump is actually a good choice for a President.
Believe that America is the "best goddamned country on the Earth", but it would be a miracle if they could even draw their own state.
Don't believe in global climate change, even though there has been years of proof of this occurrence.
Believe in helping the rich instead of the poor.
Believe that FOX News is an unbiased and reliable news source.
People who like the way Rush Limbaugh's penis tastes.
I think, therefore I am...not a conservatard.
by Dark Doo Wop September 12, 2015
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Conservatard

People holding stupid political and philosophical beliefs.
Rush Limbaugh, KING of the conservatards
by Yesanything July 27, 2016
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Conservatard

An immature and derogatory name aimed at conservatives. They are perceived as wanting immigration kept to a minimum even though almost all of US citizens are here because of immigration and were unwanted by Native Americans the original owners of the land.
The majority of them want a border wall, the maintaining cultural traditions and religions of the majorities ancestors, against abortion and every man takes care of only himself and his immediate family when it comes to financial income, higher education and health care .
The feminist was yelling at the man wearing a red MAGA hat and calling him a conservatard
Turning around, he yelled back "Sir, are you speaking to me? "

Then the feminist angrily spun around on her heel and stormed off into the crowd.
by Yankeedoodle76 December 2, 2019
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Conservabating

The right’s favourite past time of rubbing one out while consuming rage inducing conservative media.
Bro, I produced the biggest load of white privilege conservabating during Tucker Carlson last night.
by PolicyThwomp December 7, 2022
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Conservatard

A person who is normally wrong about most problems and solutions they come up with. Someone too proud to admit they're wrong, who will continue to repeatedly try the same thing expecting different results. People who believe right-wing politicians and right-wing news media Outlets. Who come out and vote just enough due to fear and inability to admit they're wrong, just enough to stop Democrats or Libtards as they call them from passing anything that would benefit them.

This is an addition to the definitions already provded.
Conservatard wants to get rid of Obamacare, say we don't need it because we got the Affordable Care Act and won't listen to Democrats that they're the same thing.
by Yaunti December 16, 2018
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conservatavia

of a conservative bent. A blanket statement for things, issues, or persons relevant to American conservatism
Fox News, the Tea Party, Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, Ayn Rand, Ronald Reagan, The Republican Party would all fall under the umbrella of conservatavia.
by Dark Twain March 5, 2012
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