donkified

A punishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Oh no, look! Marion has a horrible split in his hair, looks like he's been donkified!

That kid is so mean, I hope he gets donkified.

by simbanutella4life December 23, 2011

Coogified

When 1 Person is completely covered with coogi clothes.

"Damn,that dude is coogified."

by ColinBoY December 21, 2008

Coleified

To trash a house/apartment/anything usually happens pretty quick without remorse for picking anything up.

Chuck: "Holy shit dude that party last night was off the chain."
Luke: "I know pimp that was a sweet time...only problem was that our house was totaly coleified."
Chuck: "Ya this is the worst mess i've ever seen."

by GEM master May 28, 2009

chunkified

Fat, lumpy, beefy, rotund. The opposite of slim or thin.

Man, Bert, you gotta go easy on those burgers, you gettin' all chunkified and shit.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

Chinkified

When one voluntarily or involuntarily becomes extremely chinese or chink culture is evident through them.

This is common when white people start hanging out with asian crowds and go to arcades or internet cafes in highly asian populated areas and start swearing in cantonese or mandarin.

Carl your white, why are you squinting? YOU GOT CHINKIFIED AWWW SHIT!

by Retarded Mushroom November 12, 2007

cuntified

What happens to something whenever Minnesota State Senator Michelle Bachmann gets her hands on it, the majority of the time usually for the worse.

Wow, that referendum giving homosexual partners equal civil rights was sure cuntified quickly.

by Queery February 15, 2006

Coolified

To make cool; The act of having made something or someone cool.

Bob Bobsen has been coolified by my pet chickens.

by d0rk3h July 26, 2008