context

The circumstances or events that come before and after a particular word or passage in a speech or piece of writing which helps explain its full meaning.

Context: You are playfully poking me in the side
"I'll kill you if you don't stop!"

Context: You just crashed into my Lexus
"I'm gunna fucking kill you!"

Context: You don't realize that I'm a psycho killer and you accidentally step on my foot while passing me in a chance encounter
"I may just have to kill you for that..." *smirk*

by D-Vo January 20, 2006

context clues

Clues/hints found around a situation to help explain how or why the situation occurred.

This observation is usually blantently obvious to the person making the comment while the person the comment is being made to is oblivious.

Jim: Man, Lizzie really wants me tonite! It's weird because usually she doesn't gives me the time of day.

Danny: Uh.. lets see.. She's drunk off her ass, she just caught her boyfriend cheating on her with a skank, and she got fired from KFC today. Use the context clues bro! She doesn't like you, she's just desperate!

Jim: So you think I'll get laid?

by fri-gal August 7, 2008

Congettioflucktion

A way of saying congratulations to someone who has recently lost their virginity.

Congettioflucktion! Did you get any tounge?

by p0ke17 May 19, 2019

prostatic congestion

The condition commonly known as blue balls in males. It most commonly occurs when a man is continually aroused but never actually ejaculates. It is caused by an excess build up of fluid from the prostate gland (the fluid that makes up semen).

I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.

My wife and I were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. Man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue balls)!!

by Dick Tater January 28, 2006

out of context joke

A joke that (mostly surprisingly) includes something out of context.

Can be funny in an unpersonal way or i.e. come off as a funny offensive remark.

There is an apparent connection to *anti-humor* and *anti-joke*.

Examples for out of context jokes:

"Why do teenage elephants never sit on green benches? I don't know, I'm not a monkey!"

or

"Why didn't you do your homework?"

"Why, I don't know. Why didn't your mum?! "

by huwerlyare September 25, 2013

Congentium

A group of fellow men, endeavoring upon a divine quest or embarkment to achieve a common goal (drinking, athletic competitions, mastication, etc etc etc...)

When one member of the congentium finishes a hop-brewed beverage, by any means, containing at least 4.5% alcohol, all assembled members of the party raise their fists in the feat at which has been accomplished and join together in a unified fist bump in righteous-manly hood

by Stephen&Matt February 18, 2009

Missing Context

Most likely a true statement, commonly mislabeled by Facebook fact-checkers.

FB poster: Hunter Biden is a crack head
FB fact checker: This is missing context

by 813TB March 9, 2021