congrats

the word you use to spell congrateulashons

congrats for ur graduation

by not original you see? April 1, 2020

congrats

short for wordCongratulations/word

Person 1: I'm getting hitched soon
Person 2: Congrats dude

by The-Doc October 22, 2003

Congratsturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

(from April 29th, 2013 The Daily Show with Jon Steward) - featuring the Urban Dictionary word "Procrasturbating"

Sen. Susan Collins (R): "It's nice to know, that when we work together we really can solve problems!"

Jon: "Yeah, how nice from you - I think I have a new word for the Urban Dictionary: Congratsturbating."

by Al P Trollolol April 30, 2013

Congrats

An abbreviation of congratulations which almost everyone uses and due to that, they forget about congratulations.

Most people write congrats because they don’t know the spelling of congratulations.

by Pleasedontdothat888 February 19, 2020

Congratsturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

Coined by Jon Stewart

'Did you hear Susan Collins saying how proud she was that Congress passed a bill to speed up air travel?'

'Yeah that bitch is just congratsturbating.'

by Umbeeee April 29, 2013

Congratsi

An informal yet sing-songy and cheery way to tell some one congratulations. It's generally used towards close friends and family. It's a play off the Italian word grazie (thank you), mostly just because it's fun to say.

"I won a ten dollar gift card"
"Congratsi!"

by LaurensCooker3 October 30, 2020

Congratsubating

Masterbating after accoplishing something, or after being proud of ones' self

A guy has been crushing on a girl for a while and finally get her number/a date

Guy 1: Dude im so happy, this girl is so hot.
Guy 2: So what you going to do are u going to call her up

Guy 1: No i think imma head out for a congratsubating session. See you later

GUy 2: WTF MAN!! GROSS

by Idhitthatificould March 16, 2012