Confagulations

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."

by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

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congurgulate

When Liquids Combust in your mouth and make you discombobulated.

Bob congurgulated from the lemonade drink in his mouth.

by OdizzleTheWizzle May 16, 2022

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confuculation

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.

I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!

by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015

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conjungulated

To be conflicted or confused about something. Maybe upset.

Geez Connor, I’m Conjungulated because you don’t think it’s a real word.

“Frozen Peaches”...Jaylen, I’m Conjungulated as to why that word is so funny.

by Jay Gottablast April 23, 2019

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