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conjugal visit

Among the only opportunities a hard-time prisoner would have to engage in sexual relations or intimate visitation with one of the opposite sex (usually his/her spouse). Does not always have a sexual connotation, but in this case, it almost always does.

Of or relating to the marital relationship or to the relationship between a wife and husband.
"No more conjugal visits until we find out who killed Percy"
by Mr C. December 11, 2003
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Conjugal Visit

Visiting your partner who is currently in prison to have sex with them. Conjugal visits often motivate inmates to maintain good behavior.
Steph: God damn Bernie Madoff is a spunk!

Ashley: Yeah, I'd pay him a conjugal visit!
by Pepperonilawl September 27, 2009
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conjugal e-mail address

An e-mail address shared by a couple (married or not) who likes to apply their "coupleness" to everything.

In many cases, the e-mail address was originally the guy's but when "couple status" was attained, the girl claimed co-ownership of the guy’s e-mail address. Sometimes this may be a case of the girl (or guy) being territorial. Sometimes this may even be a case of the girl (or guy) going loony as she (/he) thinks that she (/he) is the other person as evidenced by her (/his) eagerness in replying to all e-mails addressed to the original owner of the e-mail address.
bjones@...... is our conjugal e-mail address.
by Layang July 7, 2008
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Conjugal Confabuflating

Verb. The process by which sexually introverted computer geeks invent random words to define various bizarre sexual practises that they will never get to perform, simply to have them published in Urban Dictionary in the hope that they can mention them when playing MMORPGs.
As if u have ever made a strawberry shortcake, u r conjugal confabuflating. U r a cc-er
by FiKriss December 17, 2009
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Confugled

When you are confused about a certain subject or thing.
Dude I was so confugled on the English test yesterday .
by Kevin hessenbrooke June 14, 2017
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confusalufacated

confused, frustrating, and being retarded all that the same time. Or the other meaning is when the girl is exhausted of jocking the cock that doesn't spluge when he is geting pleasured.
Anthony was getting a hand job and did not spluge within twenty minutes of getting his cock jerked so his girl friend just gave up then she was just confusalufacated when she finished. Or you just turned sixteen and your parents said the would buy u a car but then when they want to the car dealer they bought them self a car not you. And you questioned them and got in an arguement and they grounded you for a week, now your just confusalufacated.
by butch2310 July 16, 2010
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Conjugal duty

The conjugal duty is a religious duty within marriage to have sex on a regular basis. Rather than a chore, sex within marriage therefore becomes a religious obligation that very much pleases God. The concept is biblical and is promoted by many Christian churches.
The priest asked the wife whether she had performed her conjugal duty.
by Aliases September 16, 2012
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