conflagulate

To join together in a destructive manner

Conflagulate: Criminals conflagulating to commit a greater crime

by Janie Byrken October 18, 2008

configuration masochism

Within the field of Information Technology, the act of implementing, possibly but not necessarily, good practice configurations without any business value just for the sake of using the available functionality and thereby creating the feeling of self satisfaction which has as the consequence that other involved parties are hindered in performing their day to day operations which invokes great frustration for said parties.

An architect suffering of configuration masochism designs the configuration of a totally private cloud instance in such a way that for each department in the company a small "firewalled" subnet is created while discarding the fact that in the end all services implemented by each department within their respective network segments have to communicate to each other in a non predictable way. Because of that an endless set of firewall and routing rules have to be created to make communication between these services possible which defeats the purpose of having firewalled network segments in the first place.

by ABloodCryingEngineer March 29, 2013

Canine Configuration

Doggy Style for classy people.

Gerald requested the Canine Configuration for his birthday. Heather laid there and thought of England.

by YipYipYip December 10, 2013

eyeballs out configuration

An eyeballs out configuration involves vehicles going backwards at a great velocity, causing the eyeballs to bulge out.

The centaur rocket propelled the spacecraft, in an eyeballs out configuration, causing the pilot's eyeballs to bulge out.

by quesondriac August 21, 2013

confliterated

another word for being confused; to be really lost in something and have no idea what is going on; stupid

Ugh! This stupid alg 2 problem! I don't get it! I'm so confliterated.

by sunnykatiee December 19, 2008

Conflaguration

Anything you want the word to mean in the moment (usually a verb)

You: *shaking
Person: What are you doing
You: I’m conflagurating

This shows conflaguration

by Toastercat February 12, 2022

configurator

The person who does the configuration, design, programming, deployment and support of an application (that only 2 other people in the company understand) despite the best efforts of their project manager to really screw them around.

Also, far more than a BA.

He was the configurator as he did far more than just a BA despite the fact that TF was just an idiot who kept getting in the way.

by The configurator February 5, 2010