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confituate

verb-transitive: the act of placing one's lips on an object, namely another person's lips/body part or an inanimate object.

note*: created because all of the other words for kissing are awkward. ex: smooch, kiss, make out
"i love it when we confituate." - john
"i dont" - mark

"please dont confituate me there" - donald
by dontjokingme January 6, 2008
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confisted

When your confused on how to say confused.

When you think you got fisted but truly your uncle fucked you in the ass
I was so confisted last night
by Toein my ass June 16, 2017
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Confuscate

Not to be confused with confiscate, this word is used to describe those individuals who just don't get it.
Chris - Dude! Andy was so confuscated when I started talking about the tenets of Randian philosophy.

John - You're talking about the Wheel of Time series, right?
by Impish Mortal February 6, 2010
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Confiscate the moneys

The act of "nutting" or ejaculating in a victims eyes and then robbing them blind.

The name is a double-entendre as you literally are "confiscating" a person's money and because it was created by a jewish man named Kahn, who loved to steal shmeckels with his eye-nut technique. Because of Kahn, the name Kahnfiscate the moneys was popularized, sadly mistyping has changed history.

A very common sign of disrespect in the 17th century, however is now resurfacing due to its use in the chorus of the song "black beatles" by Rae Sremmurd.
Black beatles in the city, be back immediately, to confiscate the moneys.

Tim: yo, Kahn. Can you buy dinner?

Kahn: sure, I just confiscated the moneys from this thicc girl.
by Meatorino69 December 5, 2016
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confistent

Consistently double fisted.
In order to maximize happy hour, one must be confistent.
by Tokyosea June 27, 2014
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Conqistate

Mr.Raul came up with the word whilst trying to get a girl.

According to him the Meaning of the is to conquer something by saying one statement.
He:can you be my girlfriend
She: yes

Conqistate!!!!
by Joseph Caesar November 28, 2018
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confinated

when you’re so caffeinated you become extremely confident and outgoing
i was so confinated at the cafe i walked right up to the cute barista and asked him out
by ketsy November 29, 2018
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