Convienantly Cradle

When one deficates and leaves a real mess, realizing that they do not have toliet paper, resorts to "convienantly cradling" one's nut sack to wipe away the residual mess.

Last night at this party there was no toilet paper in the pooper so I had to convienantly cradle my nasty shit.

by tres ratards February 12, 2010

confidants

a penis of the mindless world... dubbed with ashy pink elephants

i have confidants in lala land.

by BRIAN April 12, 2005

confinated

when you’re so caffeinated you become extremely confident and outgoing

i was so confinated at the cafe i walked right up to the cute barista and asked him out

by ketsy November 29, 2018

confligant

Conflicted confidence with a little bit of arrogance

He’s way too confligant while singing

by Confligantgirl January 23, 2023

pussy confidant

I. When you secretly lay someone who is determined to keep it a secret.

“She’s a tight lip bitch, a pussy confidant.”

by Hedon September 28, 2023