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Confetti

Is a great friend when it comes to giving suggestions and ideas.
Doesn’t let you go the boring “flower and chocolates” route with its super pretty and useful gift boxes.

Always available for you when you're confused or running out of time.
Looking for a last minute gift? Just Confetti it!
by thebestgifter November 24, 2021
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Confetti

New way of saying Money! The term is used mainly in Chicago/Atlanta.
I got hella confetti let's splurge on some hoes tonight
by RichForever February 6, 2023
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confetti cum cake

When you go to a little kids birthday party and cum in his or hers

cake
That kids getting a confetti cum cake this year.
by slapyodaddy February 21, 2018
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Confetti cunt

The person at a wedding who takes throwing confetti to the next level.

All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.

Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"

Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"

Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"
Confetti cunt, Confetti, cunt, wedding, bride
by ribbertjie January 1, 2013
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confetti surprise

Is when a guy with a beard eats outs a girl with a hairy bush then sneezes and blows all of her lose pubic hair in the air and yells surprise!
I can my women a confetti surprise last night
by napalm3191 October 19, 2014
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Confetti Bukkake

When someone sends you a card, invitation, or other piece of snail mail with a shit ton of "adorable" confetti that bursts all over you, the floor, and fucking everywhere.
Did you get Amy's invitation to the birthday party?

Yup.
Fill of confetti?
Yup.
Get everywhere?
Yup.
Fucking confetti bukkake.
by Hex68 December 18, 2015
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confetti necklace

When you let your baby gravy rip all over her chest, sprinkle a package of skittles on her and some of them stick to her. Bonus points are awarded if he/she is able to eat some of them.
Hold still baby... I want to make sure I get this confetti necklace looking juuuuust riiiiight!
by antilimit May 17, 2016
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