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confabulation

A word denoted to the gaps in our memory that we fill in with a plausable but yet imagined memory.
And no, it's different to a hallucination, as a confabulation can only be retrospective (hallucinations are happening at the time)
"No, that didn't really happen, George. What you have just experienced was a confabulation."

"But i swear that time in year 8 the teacher was wearing huge come fuck me boots to class..."
by Franga February 19, 2008
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convagulations

Used to express a great appreciation for ones triumphant deeds especially in regards to copulation

See also: congratulations, vagina
- I boned a Perfect 10 model last night.
- Convagulations!
by βĠ October 10, 2007
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Convagulations

Appropriate for several occasions: A woman's pregnancy; Negative cervical cancer test; Taking one for the team (Convagulations dude, you just nailed a fat chick.)
"My wife's pregnant." "Wow. Convagulations!"
by PettyRider April 24, 2010
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Confabulation

a reaction to memory loss where one fills in gaps of forgotten time with "inappropriate words"
Latoya: "heyyy bob. that was some party last night"

Bob: "oh yeah. i loved the part where... WTF?! OMFG! u beyotch! coffee! WTH?...yup, that was good stuff"

Latoya: "umm...?"

Kayli: "oh don't mind bob, he's just suffering from confabulation. poor guy"
by i<3life August 25, 2009
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Confapulations

Confapulating is the act of masturbating furiously in celebration of an event or achievement.

Derived from the word 'congratulations' in combination with the word 'fap' which is slang for masturbation.
"Dude! I just was in the spa bath and Jenny touched my dick!"
"Confapulations bro!"
"Hell yeah! I'm going into the other room to confapulate myself immediately!"
by Baconstain June 6, 2013
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confratulations

A form of Congratulations, which involves sex after
"yeah its like Confratulations! *fcks*
by Anonymousoooo November 9, 2007
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Concrapulations

When you sarcastically congratulate someone when they achieve something you don't really give a shit about.
Derrick: I beat your sister at connect 4!
Ronald: Concrapulations!

or

Julia: I finally finished knitting my hat yesterday!
Lisa: Concrapulations.
by MarshmellowMartian February 10, 2012
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