Contam

1) Originated from Reading and Bristol playing fifa 12. Glitches in the game= contamination of the game = contam
2) Something that is too weird to be down to chance. See Contamcidence
3) Anything out of the ordinary

1) Person 1: "Arghhhh that goal was so contam."

Person 2: "Yeah i know that was so contam."

2) Person 1: "Last night I had a dream with this girl I used to fancy, and then today I bumped into her. How contam is that!"

Person 2: "Awww man that is so contam!"

3) "That breakcore tune is so contam!"

by Amen Anonymous February 6, 2013

nostril contamination

When one picks his/her nose and subsequently picks the remaining nostril with the same finger, therfore taking snot from one nostril and inserting it into the other.

Dude, you totally just had a case of nostril contamination!

by Gareth Mc Givern August 27, 2007

confab

a conference or meeting where business people gather with key decision makers.

Don't interrupt us! Can't you see we're in the middle of an important confab.

by Paul M. Kelly April 27, 2006

cosfamous

1. A word used to describe cosplayers who only cosplay and/or participate in the cosplay community for attention or to pretend they have some semblance of a modeling career; this word is often used to suggest the cosplayer in question does not deserve the fame and/or spotlight he or she seeks.

2. Describing a person's fame or notoriety through cosplay as shallow, superficial and lacling longevity. Meant to ridicule anyone trying to turn their hobby or pasttime into a profitable venture, stemming from the false belief that money automatically makes someone inherently evil or a "bad guy"

3. The word can also be used by someone who is trying to become famous through cosplay to criticize or sling mud at another cosplayer who is actually succeeding in this endeavor.

"Susan only wants to be cosfamous because she saw Yaya Han do it."

OR

"She charges for prints? I don't care how well-known she is, she's just trying to be cosfamous like all the other greedy people ruining my hobby."

OR

"Susan only cosplays to be cosfamous, unlike me who wants to improve my skills until people recognize how great of a cosplayer I truly am."

by Connor MacHoof February 20, 2015

heart confarction

When the gas from your bum goes to your heart because you hold back on letting one go

Timmy, dont hold it in too long or you'll get a heart confarction

by thetruth1999 November 15, 2018

condamn

Another way to say condom. Popularized by the YouTube hit video "Shoes".

"What did you expect to get for your birthday, condamns?"
"You'd best use a condamn if you don't wanna get knocked up!"

by Aluriaphin October 9, 2007

confamuse

To cause others confusion and amusement simultaneously.

Sometimes I like to confamuse people with poetry.

by Ferugualatin March 28, 2008