by bowlingforapples January 7, 2010
Get the Cone sucker mug.A Cone Stacking is a sexual act in which a female lies on her back, and outreaches all her limbs toward the ceiling forming a point, wrists to ankles (bondage optional) while the comes along and plows her hard repeatedly, balls a'slappin', making a rythmic stacking noise.
Hey Jen, how was the date last night?
Oh, it went well, but I’m sore as hell. Jack and I tried a cone stacking, and not only are my wrists and ankles stiff, I got a charlie horse, and red mark on the base of my vagina.
Oh, so you’re being sarcastic?
No, not at all. The man plowed the shit outta me.
Oh, it went well, but I’m sore as hell. Jack and I tried a cone stacking, and not only are my wrists and ankles stiff, I got a charlie horse, and red mark on the base of my vagina.
Oh, so you’re being sarcastic?
No, not at all. The man plowed the shit outta me.
by QuantumIrony October 12, 2013
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by TheMuffinTop May 30, 2016
Get the Cone sting mug.The plastic cone-shaped protective collar that a veterinarian puts on a dog or cat to prevent them from licking or pawing at an area of their body while it's healing from an injury or surgery. Also referred to as an Elizabethan collar (or e-collar), because of its similarity to the collars worn in Elizabethan dress.
Sherpa isn't enjoying being with the other dogs at the dog park today. You can tell he's embarrassed wearing the cone of shame that the vet put on him after his injury.
by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017
Get the cone of shame mug.An imaginary zone from which sound or discussion can't escape. The cone of silence is used to keep something quiet or private. Most often applied to spoken communication, but can also apply to writing or email.
From a running gag on the TV show "Get Smart" in which a plexiglass device would lower from the ceiling and cover the heads of two speakers, so that their conversation couldn't be spied upon. The cone of silence rarely worked correctly on TV, and usually isn't much better in real life.
From a running gag on the TV show "Get Smart" in which a plexiglass device would lower from the ceiling and cover the heads of two speakers, so that their conversation couldn't be spied upon. The cone of silence rarely worked correctly on TV, and usually isn't much better in real life.
Employee 1: Hey, I just overheard your boss talking about you. You won't believe what he said.
Employee 2: Let's take this one to the cone of silence.
Employee 2: Let's take this one to the cone of silence.
by Evac156 May 2, 2005
Get the cone of silence mug.Slang phrase meaning meaning that you want to keep the indicated information secret so it shouldn't be repeated to anyone not currently present
Keep it in the cone of silence, we aren't inviting Cindy and her boyfriend to the movies because they embarrass us.
by Vulgarmagick January 18, 2015
Get the cone of silence mug.A comical piece of headwear that one usually wears when put into a shameful situation. The cone of shame brings attention to the said person and makes the said person feel guilty.
Brice ate so much turkey that he had left none for the rest of his family; for the rest of the week, Brice had to wear the cone of shame.
by Zeniers November 27, 2009
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