Cardovian Conclave

The act of yelling into someone's anal cavity.

The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Calculated

When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.

Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!

by prismajas May 30, 2018

concusterbation

when a guy is masturbating and his hand slips off his penis and hits him in the head giving him a concussion

self explanatory " concusterbation"

by chanchan14 May 5, 2011

Cingulate melding

The feeling as if your living environment has been welding and shaping your personality a certain way so that you can perform a certain task without flaws or problems.

A webtoon called 'It's Mine' perfectly depicts how our protagonist, Yohan Do, gets cingulate molded into a psychopathic stalker by his father since childhood. A perfect depiction of cingulate melding.

by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021

Codulate

Adj. excessive amount of shorthand for common phrases.

v. writing an excessive amount of common phrases in shorthand.

"Your email is so codulated, I don't understand what you are trying to say!! What does ROFL mean?"

by Jennifer186 July 5, 2005

calculated punctuation

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.

The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.

by Cory A. M. April 14, 2008

Concutation

The act of ignoring people that annoy, irritate or infuriate you.

"I'm surprised you didn't hit her. That's some serious concutation right there."

by concutation May 18, 2006