by juunan September 3, 2005
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by VA Boy August 12, 2004
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"Honey! I got new socks...looks like its time for the contortionist!"
"Ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?"
"Ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?"
by honeybadger1 August 24, 2011
Get the The Contortionist mug.People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.
by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009
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