conclusionist

A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.

Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.

by Gadget King September 25, 2011

Concussive Maintenance

The use of open palm strikes to repair malfunctioning equipment.

The computer screen is crooked from years of concussive maintenance.

by Bytemeister July 25, 2011

Contrusive

Something that proves the other sides idea.

When you write a essay debating a subject tou always havs to have a contrusive paragraph

by Yungjudo August 10, 2016

In conclusion

the most basic and simplest way to end your essay that you forgot was due the next day.

"In conclusion, the most basic and simplest way to end your essay that you forgot was due the next day is "in conclusion"."

by the ace-o-spades February 27, 2010

Optical Conclusion

Making a final decision by seeing something without having all the facts.

I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!

by Jason Schueler January 6, 2009

Self Conclusion

Self Conclusion is suicide.

self conclusion is often not the best solution

by Nick A December 15, 2008

conclusion-hopper

From working with impatient people; One who thinks they know the answer to everything, without first investigating.

Boo could not get the application to work, because he's a conclusion-hopper, and he did not read the instructions

by Luc August 12, 2004