The Tarkov Conundrum

You think it will be fun to play the game Escape From Tarkov, however, once you play it you realize it does not meet the fun expectation you had set for it.

"Man, I want to play fun Tarkov but I do not want to run into The Tarkov Conundrum."

by DrCamel May 29, 2021

Maestro's Conundrum

The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.

Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"

by boatbutter March 27, 2008

Fairy tale conundrum

Basically this is where the female saves the man, its opposite. Women=strong, men=weak

Lions are a great example of fairy tale conundrum, the female does everything.

by Sarah, Will, and Sean February 21, 2008

conundumb

question/s with obvious answers that stupid people just don’t get

To answer to the conundumb of why the USA has such a ridiculously high rate of incarcerated citizens, you just need to follow the money.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 24, 2015

conundrumized

It is the state of being in which a person is faced with multiple choices and cannot decide which path to go down.

There was Pepsi, and there was Coke, and then there was the ever alluring RC Cola. I was conundrumized.

by Ben Gunby December 9, 2008

Kipper Conundrum

A phase in a girls life where she believes she may be a lesbian but is unsure.

Lindsay Lohan appears to be in something of a Kipper Conundrum.

by Braschmeister October 8, 2008

The Patrick Bateman conundrum

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.

Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.

by n.zeck March 14, 2023