con-cons

The ultimate in shoe deception. Con-cons are shoes that have been produced in the exact same style as the famous Converse All Star, but do not have any affiliation with the Converse company and therefore do not carry the converse all-star logo. The product is always strikingly similar, and on many occasions almost identical to the originial converse shoe in shape, design, proportions, and stitching. There are two main differences between con-cons and the genuine converse all-star. Firstly, as mentioned before, the trademarked converse all-star logo is not printed on side of the shoe. Secondly, the cost differs to a great extent, as con-cons are usually only sold at large department stores like K-mart or Target, but are sometimes seen at clothing stands at weekend markets. There has been an increase in the production of con-cons in the last few years, in an attempt to cash in on the 'emo' and 'scene' fashion trends. Con-cons offer the simple emo or scene individual an alternative to spending $90.00 on genuine converse all stars.

Scene guy: "Check out my new Converse all-stars, I have eight pairs now"

Emo girl: "They look just like my trusty con-cons"

Scene guy: "Yeah, but they're fake and therefore I am cooler than you"

Emo girl: "Fake they may be, but with the hundreds of dollars I have saved from purchasing these knock-offs over the years, I have purchased tickets to Soundwave to see Silverstein"

Scene guy: "I can't afford to go to Soundwave..."

by Ob-scene February 15, 2009

C:\con\con

A bug on old Windows computers that coincidentally, when typed into the run dialog box, and then running, would blue screen the computer. It was never patched. Pretty normal for an old Windows OS, but it's a good way to prank your friends.

C:\con\con can often be used as a prank like this:

Suki: So, you type C comma backward slash con backward slash (C:\concon) and then hit enter, alright?
Hikaru: Yes, what happens when I hit enter?
Suki: Something happens!
*Hikaru hits Enter.
*The computer bluescreens, causing Suki to laugh.

by Surono419CH May 22, 2019

My Con con x

Funny but annoying , Immature but bossy , calm but angry .. you're everything that makes me happy in one , your the reason i laugh loud and the strength i need when i feel down . I love all your flaws like the fact you ash on the side - so annoying and fact when your on one soneone gets terrod but for sone reason i end up laighing with you aswell as trying to stop you . Just keep being you , my chicken nugget made from ducks xx

My con con x

by Iloveyoucs May 30, 2022

con clavi con dio

A song from opus eponymous the album by Ghost

Oh yeah, did you listen to con clavi con dio yet?

by Ghost b.c February 4, 2023

Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj

Conkeyed is to bring to an end abruptly, e.g. hanging up on someone, ending argument with final word. To put a stop to a situation by force.

"Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj"

Someone hangs up on you , friend replies , "dude you just got conkeyed."

by deelogic September 13, 2013

Con artist

A person who cheats or tricks others by persuading them to believe something that is not true. Aka Florence Noel

Yo! Have you ever met that con artist bitch, Flo Noel?

by Flo Noel the DBW Goddess July 28, 2019

karma con

This describes the misuse and perversion of Hindu and Asian religious precepts to manipulate, pose or bilk others.

GAAAWD, Swami Joe is teaching his karma con class again! Heavenly bliss for $100 cash!

by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016