Cumikaze

When you blow on your own face

Billy was home alone and accidentally cumikazed himself

by Swagdaddy22 October 11, 2018

Cumikaze

When you nut on a girl's face and then headbutt her.

Bro 1: I just Cumikazed Jen
Bro 2: bro you got a little on your forehead

by CumikazeFan May 14, 2019

Cumikaze / Sperm Harbour

When you bust a nut in a girl and kill yourself during penetration.

How's Rachel?
Dude, she cheated on me.
What the fuck?! Are you okay, man?
Yeah. I'm thinking about Cumikaze / Sperm Harbour-ing her.

by BentLeg25 August 13, 2020

comickaze

An inadequate or disappointing joke which was intended by the comedian to induce anticipation of a amusing punchline, but delivers a dull and unfunny resolution.

Sean: Hey guys, I've got a good one for ya! Why did the man run around his bed? So he could catch up on his sleep!

Ethan: That was bad. Really, that was apocalyptically corny.

Sean: Duh man. That joke was totally a comickaze, I meant to bomb it!

by efiki December 21, 2010

Cosmikaze

A whitewashed Asian drug dealer used as a middleman between the Triads and preppy white boys. Often has an Americanized name. Very Expendable.

"Why don't the Asian kids ever come by to blaze with us?"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"

by Bdamn August 23, 2011

covikazes

Unmasked protesters who don’t think of anyone but themselves in a stupid and selfish way putting themselves and mostly others at risk of contracting Coronavirus ( but at least setting in motion natural selection to occur among these doofs in 14 days!)

Dude look at the COVIKazes on the courthouse steps! The Darwinian thinning of the herd begins here!

by Doc Aut April 22, 2020

cumikaze pilot

A term used to describe men who participate in bukkake sessions, in which a woman is ejaculated on by multiple men.

One after the other, the cumikaze pilots approached the young woman and took their turn cumming all over her face and body.

by Dangerman January 2, 2009