*whilst scuttling along the floor*
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.
by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 18, 2011
Comparing the playing of music to food. Named after the nearly-famous conductor, Alan Atkin.
Not to be confused with the Atkins diet.
Not to be confused with the Atkins diet.
by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 18, 2011
(dude working at a construction site) Dude why did you cut the board 2 inches short. (supervisor walks up) More like like 50 yards short. (other guy) Now thats an exaggerated comparison.
by Mr. Get It Done July 19, 2009
To constantly compare ourselves with others, producing unwanted thoughts and feelings that drive us to depression, consumption, anxiety, and all-around joyous discontent. Coined by Paul Angone on allgroanup.com and in his book 101 Secrets for Your Twenties.
Obsessive Comparison Disorder is the smallpox of our generation. 9 out of 10 doctors agree this disorder is the leading cause of eating a whole sleeve of Oreo’s while watching Real Housewives of OC.
by densitybacon May 22, 2015
by bigdc October 28, 2011
Hym "Maybe to somebody but definitely not in comparison to you. Do you believe in talking donkeys? Yes? Yeah, see that's why you shouldn't be directing statements like that at me."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
Hym "Is the comparison I am already actively making. You are worse. That is a fact. And now you want to trap me in a life worse than yours so you can feel better about that FACT. And then you get on your little YouTube channel or you do your little interview and you cry like a bitch because you've been bullied or coerced into keeping your mouth shut. You are right to feel bad for participating in this. You are wrong to do this to me. You don't care what I said. You don't care what I did. And neither do they. They are not going to make good on whatever threat they are making and when I inevitably DO... You are going to have no one to blame but yourself. They are not going to do anything to you for coming forward because to do so they would have to confess their complicity. And they are not going to give up what they will lose. Stop crying. Do the opposite of what is making you cry. That is not something I should have to explain to you."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2024