by papa squatz February 22, 2014
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Alternative Definition: Two guys bring home two girls from the bar (one hot, the other a granade or 'Grimbo'). They are all having sex in the same room and the guy with the hot girl is experiencing the 'Reverse Commute' since he is in a far better postion than his mate on the other side of the 'highway'
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If you are dating someone who doesn't live close to you, it's the distance you need to travel to get laid.
by Smoove B September 26, 2005
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Jack isn't at this party because he doesn't have the luxury of having rich parents to pay for his apartment. He is a commuter student and has work in the morning before class.
by Sargent000 October 16, 2014
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Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!
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by David March 6, 2004
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by meter76 February 9, 2009
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