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sloppy commute

The long, dirty walk of shame from the place a shart occurs to the clean up destination.
White Castle was delicious, but the sloppy commute I could have done without!
by papa squatz February 22, 2014
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Reverse Commute

During a threesome (one guy, two girls) after the deposit has been made into one girl, the other girl immediately sucks it out.
Alternative Definition: Two guys bring home two girls from the bar (one hot, the other a granade or 'Grimbo'). They are all having sex in the same room and the guy with the hot girl is experiencing the 'Reverse Commute' since he is in a far better postion than his mate on the other side of the 'highway'
by Cat Stabber March 6, 2010
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sex commute

If you are dating someone who doesn't live close to you, it's the distance you need to travel to get laid.
Yeah Tina is great, but I can't handle the sex commute.
by Smoove B September 26, 2005
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Commuter Student

A college student who most likely pays their own way, works for a living, and wasn't born with well heeled parents to pay for their 4 year day camp "college experience".
Jack isn't at this party because he doesn't have the luxury of having rich parents to pay for his apartment. He is a commuter student and has work in the morning before class.
by Sargent000 October 16, 2014
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commode paralysis

A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.
Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!
by YAWA January 4, 2019
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commode

A politer way to say ''toilet''.
I need to make sure the cat uses the commode.
by David March 6, 2004
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Commuter Cancer

Weight gain and late onset diabetes caused by drinking large amounts of soda and eating junk food during a long commute. Other symptoms may include excess chins and front butt.
"John can't come to the buffet this weekend, he got commuter cancer."
by meter76 February 9, 2009
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