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The blatant portrayal of extremely annoying human beings, doing extremely annoying things, and saying extremely annoying things in an extremely annoying and irritating tone of voice, usually in the presence of extremely annoying sounds or music, all in the name of trying to fool people into spending their $$$ on things they don't need. These days, the level of annoyance is very often to the degree where one is almost inclined to destroy their TV or radio out of anger and frustration.
Oh no! not another goddamned commercial. Ughh! This is torture! Shut up! SHUT UUUPPPPPPPP! Shut the F…………………CK UUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! (viewer kicks over his TV…..)
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Commercial 

(N.) Annoying advertisements between TV shows.
Celebrity Counsel of Commerical Assholes-
1. Jim, the Snapple Guy (Boo!)
2. The "Can you Hear Me Now?" Guy (Boo!)
3. The Sprint Wireless Detective (he's okay.)
4. The "Where's the Beef?" old Lady (now dead!)
5. Judge Reinhold (your honor...)
6. The DiGourno's Delivery Boy (sucks)
7. That God damn AFLAC Duck! (the guy who does the voice of Iago the Parrot in Aladdin)
8. That Insipid 7UP Guy! (I hate him!)
9. The original 7UP Guy! (orlando jones)
10. That damn dancing dnL Leprachaun! (Boo!)
Commercial by G-Union December 18, 2003

commercial 

A very annoying thing that happens on TV when trying to watch your program. Used for advertising retarded products but really meant to piss you off. Once in a while, the commercial will actually advertise something useful instead of something like "Pixos".
Tom : I got so pissed off at the commercial, I just turned off the TV and started smashing bricks.

Rick : Just try watching infomercials.
commercial by MSooRi May 20, 2009

Commercial 

A 30-second waste of time, money, and technology that is specifically designed to annoy television or Youtube viewers with their stupidity and piss-poor sense of humor.
Without commercials, people's lives would be much more pleasant.
Commercial by RedDragon85 September 29, 2011

commercial 

bad pot that isn't kind it's just the regular run of the mill and usually cheaper
You got the commercial or the kind bud
commercial by chillcat May 30, 2003

commercial 

Generic marijuana bud that is neither high nor low quality.
I was trying to score some kind bud, but all I could find was commercial.
commercial by Jimmy30000 September 16, 2005

commercial 

Having profit as a goal: a commercial band, not a REAL band.
Nimrod:Blink 182 and Sum41 are the best bands ever!
Coolguy:No they suck, they're punk-pop and to make it worse they're commercial.
commercial by Khalil March 22, 2004