Teacher : You're so sexy robbie, want to go behind the portable and...
ahem?
Robbie : No
teacher, not only are you a male, but my
heart belongs to
nobody.
Teacher : *runs out
crying*
Hot girl : what about me robbie?
Robbie : No. You may be
very sexy and
italian, but still... My heart belongs to nobody.
Other kid : wait... If the teacher is gone crying, then who will teach us??
ROBBIE!! YOUR SO
SEXY AND
SMART, WHY DON'T YOU
TEACH US??
Robbie: fine. but nobody better
come on to me...
other
hot girls:
too late!