by MSooRi April 14, 2009
1. What MSooRi wants to do to a certain person in his school.
2. When a guy gets his ass up to a girl causing that girl to crawl up into the corner and get trapped. After that, many spectators will watch the corner that has a mouse eating Robbie F. After that, Snoop dogg will come out of nowhere and start playing Eminem songs. Eminem will then go to Mcdonalds and order a Whopper. When he finally does get a whopper, he leaves without paying and without getting the whopper. He gets a tape measure and asks the cashier to place the whopper on the tape measure. He talks to the cashier through a cup telephone. When he finally does get a whopper, he goes to where the "jiggy" is. He watches and laughs. The girl starts crying and finds a crab. She shoves the crab down the guy's pants, causing the crab to say "NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK NYAHH!!! IM A CRAB!! I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS!!" Everyone will yell out that the crab is a demon fox and burn it. They will then eat it and have some nice good demon in their stomachs.
THE END.
2. When a guy gets his ass up to a girl causing that girl to crawl up into the corner and get trapped. After that, many spectators will watch the corner that has a mouse eating Robbie F. After that, Snoop dogg will come out of nowhere and start playing Eminem songs. Eminem will then go to Mcdonalds and order a Whopper. When he finally does get a whopper, he leaves without paying and without getting the whopper. He gets a tape measure and asks the cashier to place the whopper on the tape measure. He talks to the cashier through a cup telephone. When he finally does get a whopper, he goes to where the "jiggy" is. He watches and laughs. The girl starts crying and finds a crab. She shoves the crab down the guy's pants, causing the crab to say "NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK NYAHH!!! IM A CRAB!! I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS!!" Everyone will yell out that the crab is a demon fox and burn it. They will then eat it and have some nice good demon in their stomachs.
THE END.
1. Matt: hey. Hey Alex. Wanna get jiggy with it?
Alex: only if I get to shove TWO crabs down your pants.
Matt: ...Fine.
Alex: only if I get to shove TWO crabs down your pants.
Matt: ...Fine.
by MSooRi March 06, 2009
The man who memorized some numbers of Pi. He is also a sexy beast who has long flowy hair. He is related to Kirby. Who has also memorized more numbers of Pi than Hans. He is the man who always adds the last name to Matt. He would be fun to draw because he has a nice a hat. He is better than math than some Asians.
by MSooRi March 06, 2009
The signature move of the awesome-ness Matthew J. Pinches. When combined with the mass destruction of his Power run, there will be utter chaos.
David: OH HAMBURGERS!!! MY OLDER BROTHER IS COMING TOWARDS ME WITH HIS POWER PUMMEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!!
Matthew J. Pinches: HAH HAH!! That's what you get for taking my wrestling doll!!
Matthew J. Pinches: HAH HAH!! That's what you get for taking my wrestling doll!!
by MSooRi February 19, 2009
A really annoying disease (otherwise known as attention deficit disorder) that causes retards to not get in trouble. When they "get in trouble" all that happens is they get a slap on the wrist. People with ADD are very annoying and hyper. It seems that they need attention so they try and be funny but they fail... Yet immature people laugh at their jokes. When they actually create a joke that is "funny", they overuse it. for 5 years. They also steal jokes from people which can be quite annoying.
Some people actually really hate people who have ADD (or people who are just really hyper). This causes them to try and beat the crap out of the "ADDers".
Some people actually really hate people who have ADD (or people who are just really hyper). This causes them to try and beat the crap out of the "ADDers".
ADD: PENIS!! WILLY WHACKER!! AWW SHIZZY!!
Immature people: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHA *claps hands*
Normal Person : Stfu. You're not funny. Get out.
ADD: NO!! YOU GET OUT!! HAHAHAHAHA OWNED!
Normal Person : ADDer, if I had not started using that phrase "owned" you would not have started using it. You don't even know what "owned" means.
ADD: FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID CUNT FACE VAGINA LICKER TITTIES PENIS COCK DICK SHIT HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: That's it!!! ADD, go sit in the corner!
Normal person : WHAT THE HELL!?! HE JUST STARTED CUSSING AND YOU TELL HIM TO SIT IN THE CORNER?!? THAT'S BULL!
Teacher: Did you just say hell?? YOU SIR, ARE HEREBY EXPELLED!!
ADD: Why is life so hard?? I hope that life treats me better and with respect unlike the teacher who makes me sit in the corner... HUMPH!! *starts crying*
Immature people: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHA *claps hands*
Normal Person : Stfu. You're not funny. Get out.
ADD: NO!! YOU GET OUT!! HAHAHAHAHA OWNED!
Normal Person : ADDer, if I had not started using that phrase "owned" you would not have started using it. You don't even know what "owned" means.
ADD: FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID CUNT FACE VAGINA LICKER TITTIES PENIS COCK DICK SHIT HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: That's it!!! ADD, go sit in the corner!
Normal person : WHAT THE HELL!?! HE JUST STARTED CUSSING AND YOU TELL HIM TO SIT IN THE CORNER?!? THAT'S BULL!
Teacher: Did you just say hell?? YOU SIR, ARE HEREBY EXPELLED!!
ADD: Why is life so hard?? I hope that life treats me better and with respect unlike the teacher who makes me sit in the corner... HUMPH!! *starts crying*
by MSooRi April 20, 2009
A very annoying thing that happens on TV when trying to watch your program. Used for advertising retarded products but really meant to piss you off. Once in a while, the commercial will actually advertise something useful instead of something like "Pixos".
Tom : I got so pissed off at the commercial, I just turned off the TV and started smashing bricks.
Rick : Just try watching infomercials.
Rick : Just try watching infomercials.
by MSooRi May 20, 2009