Scrotum cozies

Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!

Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"

by El domarino July 4, 2014

comess

A hot piece of news/ information of someone or something that usually start rumors

We shouldn't be talking comess about your ex

by Kalm Kay January 2, 2017

after thunder comes the rain

When someone farts standing up in the urinal then they start to pee.

wow after thunder comes the rain

by keys876 October 23, 2017

combesstien

Someone who's always looking for a freebie, a cheaper price, or exact change from others...Would be happier eating a crusty day old bagel for .25 cents than pay another nickel for one fresh out of the oven. Haggles the price of everything..including gas. When going on a food run if he gives you 5 bucks for a 4.99 item he expects his penny back

Did you see him try to pull a combesstien at Denneys? Asking if they had expired milk at a cheaper price??!

by bitter bill May 26, 2006

Comes with the trophy

There are very attractive young women who seem to come with any major public accomplishment, championship, big job, financial windfall, etc.

That driver won the race and a kiss from the comes with the trophy girl!

by I, Wreckerrr May 7, 2021

CASE OF THE COBIES

Coughing after one drag of a joint.

Courtney: *coughing*
Shannon: “you’ve got a case of the cobies”

- dedicated to our mate Cobie, who’s dying all the time.

by Courtney Clark December 16, 2018

Here comes Honey Boo Boo

The only TV show that can make Jersey Shore look good. Basically a reality show on TLC following a rural Georgia family trying to be as white trash and dysfunctional as possible, with most of the focus being on the family's seven year old beauty pageant contestant Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson.

This show represents all that is wrong with American society and why many people from other parts of the world think of us all as a bunch of idiot, redneck hicks.

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has got to be one of the worst ideas in the history of TV. When that poor girl hits her teens she's gonna realize how stupid her past TV life was and either kill herself or commit to a life of hard drugs and/or prostitution.

by GaaraoftheDamned January 6, 2013