comcaptive

A comcaptive is a person who is stuck with Comcast and has no other option for internet service.

"Hey Bill, why don't you dump Comcast already?"
"I wish I could, but they got me comcaptive..."

by seorl July 23, 2014

Comical Ali

1 - the former iraqi infomation minister best known for his misrepresented remarks during the Iraqi wars of 2003.

da americans have been blowen all the way to hell, we are winning.

by Brother Number One June 27, 2003

comically challenged

having hilariously below average iq

Johnny-boy is a very comically challenged individual

by davido’sullivan June 1, 2021

comical

(adj) Something slightly laughable; amusing.

Commonly used in describing something which provokes amusement/entertainment in a very unamused, occasionally sarcastic, manner.

Bob: Did you hear the one about the horse and the Mexican hooker?
Mike: Yes, it's quite comical.

by Prof. Wetwang August 4, 2004

Comicapture

The "capture" of popular and reputedly progressive comedy shows by various industries which wield influence over stakeholders within particular corporate parent companies and networks, which in turn borrow from certain comedians' or comic writers' reputations as independent-minded social critics, cashing in this artistic credence to advance the interests of industries or political lobbies which these artists and performers might otherwise be expected to satirize and expose.

The term comicapture is related to "regulatory capture", an expression originated by Woodrow Wilson to signify the phenomenon of state regulatory agencies which were created to act in the public interest but which instead advance the commercial or special interests that dominate the industries the agencies are charged with regulating.

Did you see Comedy Show X last week? It's sad when comedy commits suicide and comes back from the dead as a zombie infomercial. The show is totally comicaptured and I'm wiping it off TiVo before it eats my brain.

by 4Gatos October 8, 2011

comically small spoon

tea spoon

person 1: you want a comically small spoon?
person 2: you mean a tea spoon?
person 1: alot funnier if you didnt explain it

by thatonememe21 November 24, 2020

This is deeply comical

Something that is deeply comical.

"Hey man, this is deeply comical"
"Æ ̢̦̬̂ᗩ̴̤̆Ꭹ̶̳̊͗̊Æ ̣̝̉͂͒ ̵͔̀ည̶̣̖͂̅ာ ̫͂̅̕Ⱥ̶̞͍̓͛̊ᗩ̶̭̖̎̇͘Æ̴̗̑͘ ̵͚́ခ̶̢͔͋̓̕ြ̵̛͚̇ေ̵̡̥̘͆̾̈́ ̹̪͙̋န̴̹͆̂͑ဲ ̅̀ͅȺ̶͍̀̕Ạ̴ཽ̒̇ ̜͒͊Ǽ̵̺͝A ̨̱͖̌̈́ည ̡͍͊ာ ͖̞̋A ̜̰̻̈̂͝ ̶̼̹̒͜Ⱥ̴͔̯͊Ⓐ̵̘̜̃̌ᗩ̶͙͓͇̾ᙓ ̡̦͎̈́̇͛Ꭹ̵̣̍̾ခ̵͉̾͝န ̦̈̎͂ဲ̶̵့͇̰̜̥̩̓́͘Æ ̛̮̳̉͜͝ ̶̳̇ပ̵̢̬̳̒ိ ̨̯̲̕ု̶̬̺̾̓͠ ̢̠̬͐Æ ̫͛̌͑Ǽ ͚̫̙͌̓̔Ⓐ ̻̀͛̚ͅည̶̰͘͝ာ̴̡͍̽Ⓐ ̗̼͉̕̕͘Æ̴̭͔͠ᗩ̵̟̑̿ᙓ̵͍͈̍͜ᗩ ͓́͊ͅᙓ ̛͚Æ̴̹̅͊"

by cotentect September 13, 2023