Shitaneous Combustion

Unexpected and severe gassy diarrhea.

After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.

by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012

Mongolian Nut Combuster

A sexual encounter involving 3 males. One fully naked man is standing with his scrotum dangling and his legs spread wide. The two others are wearing full Mongolian native tribal gear standing 10 yards away from the man. One is facing his front, and the other is facing his behind. They begin chanting, and when the chanting reaches a climax, they both charge head first and torpedo dive into male 1's nutsack causing a full explosion, Then males 2 and 3 use the blood and mutilated testicles to masturbate.

I cant believe i just gave my grandfather a Mongolian Nut Combuster!

by Dogfood11 April 4, 2017

comfuzeled

Anouther word for confused. It provides a more slang term to make it sound better.

We had a big math test today. Shit, all the questions got me confuzeled.

by Andre May 2, 2005

comfify

To make comfy

I got more pillows and a soft quilt to comfify my new bed.

by glypher December 7, 2009

combunchones

So good you cant explain it

Holy shit that wank session was combunchones

by Glocker November 28, 2016

comeuppance

(1) Punishment or reward for one's actions; (2) getting what you have coming to you; (3) getting what you deserve; (4) karma.

Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.

Craig kept talking shit about John that night, so when John kicked Craig's ass the next day, Craig got his comeuppance.

by T Hizzle March 28, 2005

coffuck

Combination of "coffee" and "fuck". Something you say when you (or someone else) think the better way to surface in the morning is having a coffee and getting laid.

Girl: Damn, I really don't manage to wake up today...

Boy: Let's have a coffuck, it's my miracle cure against tiredness!

by poOouh April 16, 2011