coffin guys

a group of 4 or 6 people holding a coffin which is supposed to be you after stepping on a lego or stubbing your toe. it is the new hot meme that anyone could laugh at. much comedy

me: steps on lego

coffin guys: dancing intensifies

by toss boy is god April 16, 2020

flying coffin

a dangerously accident prone aircraft

They knew it was a flying coffin, but did nothing to improve the design.

by The Return of Light Joker February 3, 2012

coffin sex

The kind of sex that happens in a tight space; you can also have trouble breathing during this time. Places where you can have coffin sex include closets, small bathrooms, dressing rooms, etc.

A: I had coffin sex with my girlfriend the other night.
B: It must've been pretty tight, then. Where'd it happen?
A: In the bedroom closet at my parents' house.

by un-named August 29, 2006

codfish

A woman whose vagina smells very bad

I ran off her bed. She's a stinking codfish.

by etzelet September 8, 2010

comfdaddy

in a state of extreme comfort and cosiness; used to describe something that is very comfortable and/or cozy

I'm so comfdaddy. This chair is so comfdaddy.

by Lindsey Tullman September 22, 2004

cancer coffin

a tanning bed or an artificial sunlight bed used to achieve tan skin

"Hey girl I'm hittin the cancer coffins after work wanna come along?"

by hippiechick38 March 25, 2007

The Combine

Farming Vehicles that have taken over the earth in 7 hours.

I got ran over by the combine.

by Robert Bumaro March 23, 2019