Cometanism

the philosophy of Cometan, founder of the Astronist religion. It emphasises astronomical authority, astrospirituality as a natural religion and that one should always think on a cosmic/astronomical scale.

I just finished reading about the philosophy of Cometanism.

by TIOTPOM April 17, 2020

comtastrophe

A communications catastrophe.

When the state representative posted half naked pictures to his instagram it was a comtastrophe when the media picked it up.

by BlindRef February 5, 2014

ComeAsYouWxre

ComeAsYouWxre is a well known paedophile and has a habit of talking to underaged girls on Stan Twitter. He'll often bait them by crying about his mental health and get these minors to tell him they love him. He is commonly seen using emojis with minors such as 😍🥰🥺 and should be avoided at all costs.

Who's this ComeAsYouWxre? Ah that nonce

by NoellyG September 9, 2020

Cometakewhat

Hoe

Cometakewhat is a real hoe

by Cometakewhat February 8, 2023

Comedaster

A person who makes bad joke or is unfunny

“*ice spice handing out elons*
me: where my musk at?
ice spice: you thought i was twitter you?”
“ You’re such a comedaster.”

by Gluegungirl May 27, 2023

shell comets

A type of comet that looks more like a symbol rather than a comet.

A truly beautiful sight where you see the clearest glimmer of beauty in the stars (best seen at night). Fills a person with many emotions, especially gratitude and appreciation, everyone loves them! They are truly something you don't want to pass off or turn head away from, and even if they are underappreciated or ignored, they are really one of the most glorious things in the world. Seeing one in the moonlight is something anyone should be proud of. (Based on a poem).

I love the shell comets out tonight! That one looks like a capybara!

by Kawaii Chris November 22, 2021