concraptions

When you really need to take a dump so much that it feels like you've gone into labour.

Man, I've got concraptions really bad. If I don't go take a dump soon, I'm gonna give birth to a brown brick.

by boyward December 29, 2008

Concrapulations

When you sarcastically congratulate someone when they achieve something you don't really give a shit about.

Derrick: I beat your sister at connect 4!
Ronald: Concrapulations!

or

Julia: I finally finished knitting my hat yesterday!
Lisa: Concrapulations.

by MarshmellowMartian February 10, 2012

concrapulations

Offering congratulations on a crap well-done.

Mike, upon exiting the bathroom: "Oh man, that was a good one."
Joe: "Concrapulations."

by Nugget77 August 29, 2008

comerapeme.com

also referred to as myspace by crazy lawyers and overprotective parents and irresponsible preteens who think its myspaces fault that their client/child/ or themselves has had a bad experience with a sexual predator

comerapeme.com is the best site ever losers

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

Comerapy

Providing subconscious therapy through comedy by dealing with their inner child.

Comerapy is sucking the shit out of Trump!

by Dios mio man October 9, 2019

CUMCRAPTION

Utilized for under BELLY space exploration.

CUMCRAPTION is a space PROBER where you have to slide under the BELLY to EAT from the CRATER in order to explore the contents.

If you got a CUMCRAPTION you don't have to hold back your excitement as it will send you into orbit in a mission to planet MARS. ( I know this sounds FAGGY, and you are right, it is.)

After to quote a 1992 book ( MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS by JOHN GrAY)

Now that is not to say that women can't have a CUMCRAPTION it is just their orbit is going to be different.

by FECESRIMJOB March 23, 2021

Concrapulated

To be pissed, drunk, drink controls you.

*The difference between sobriety and concrapulated* Brian Teasdale 2023 tiktok

That lad over there is concrapulated

by taden boarson December 29, 2023