Colwelled

To go out on the town dressed like a male model, hit on anything with fake tits, get numbers from the fake tits and proceed to never call them.

I colwelled all last night

by Jon Scragg February 1, 2008

Colwill

A gay guy who duct tapes his penis to make it appear larger. Probably still wets the bed.

OMG I totally Colwilled my bed last night, now no one will go to the prom with me.

he is not that big, he totally Colwills

by DinosaurEvolution April 26, 2011

Colwell'd

When a person expectedly (or unexpectedly) interrupts the conclusion of n interaction between two or more people.

1. Radio DJ Colwell'd the end of the song by speaking over the end.
2.

Person X: Anyway, great discussion. Are you free next week?
Person Y: Oh, absolutely. May I have your -
Person Z: HAAAAAAAAAAAY EVERYBODY!
Person X: We seem to have been Colwell'd.

by mackadacker April 3, 2013

Susan Colwell

Someone who may quite possibly be into women.

That lady at the local Whore House may be a Susan Colwell.

by sdgsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfs November 10, 2012

Codwalloper

Noun - Middle-aged hair deficient man who takes his frustration out on locally caught seafood. Tends to use blunt objects for maximum satisfaction.

Verb (codwalloping) - to strike an aquatic Gill bearing animal with a blunt object repeatedly.

Shane used to work in a fish mongers, he's a right codwalloper.

Mr.Webb why are you covered in clumps of fish, have you been codwalloping again?

by Spamsquid July 30, 2021

karen colwell

The best teacher you could possibly have.She is super smart and she has a lot of patients

She is soo helpful and smart she must be karen colwell

by Vfafijkcfj February 24, 2017