collard green

plant similar to cabbage, popular in southern US. served up with cornbread. mentioned in the movie 'Friday'

'you even trying to eat lobster and drink champagne?...you strictly a collard green corn bread baby, if anybody know, i know'- sample from lil' kim's 'came back for you'

by me old fruity October 7, 2005

collard green dick

The act of fucking someone in the ass, and upon pulling your penis out, discovering that there is a collard green wrapped around your dick.

I met this chick that was obsessed with anal. It was the only way she could get off. In fact, it went pretty well until I pulled out one time and had a collard green dick.

by Dylan Lenoir November 28, 2011

Collard hole

North Carolina expression. Refers to a woman's posterior.

"Shew doggy she's fine! I'd like to pack her collard hole!"

by Pablo Cervantes December 3, 2021

collard greens and tuna

skank ass soul food

"Hey Rebecca what is that smell, damn?" "Your neighbor musta brought collard greens and tuna."

by crazycatlady75 April 21, 2009

Collards

What white girls call collard greens.

black guy: what did you get as your side?
white girl: collards.
black guy: hahahahahah...what?????? Say that again.

by fght4yrmnd January 14, 2011

Collarded

Getting Collarded is when your girl leaves you after meeting your friends cause they a bunch of hedonistic golf obsesses party bois who don't have time for her petty quandaries.

I took Samantha to dinner with the bois last week but got completely Collarded when she realised what kind of friends I have.

by Bobbi Longstockings June 13, 2018

Colvado

uses steroids and wont lose a armwrestle

colvado is high on roids

by bruhmoment69420911 b September 17, 2019