Skip to main content

Colonsequences

1. A loose bumhole.

2. The physical ramifications of years of being on the 'receiving end' of vigorous homosexual activity.
Gay dude 1: "That Winston isn't as tight as he used to be."

Gay dude 2: "It's not his fault, he used to go out with Big Joe. He should've known there'd be colonsequences."
by JizzleBizzle1980 February 11, 2009
mugGet the Colonsequences mug.

the colonies

Somewhat archaic/patronising yet affectionate term used in the UK for the white dominions of Australia, Canada, New Zealand.
I want Australia to do well at the world cup - you've got to support the colonies haven't you?
by Colonialist August 7, 2006
mugGet the the colonies mug.

colonie

Like the last definition read, a large town in Albany and Schenectady County in New York. There is a rivalry between the North and the South, but unlike the Civil War, we (The South) are, always were, and always will be the superior area. Go Raiders!
Shaker highschool sucks, Colonie High school is awesome.
by Eric Savage March 6, 2005
mugGet the colonie mug.

colonize

Thing your country has to do to become big and to not be called country anymore, but empire instead. This way United Kingdom and France became big and powerful, though later got colonized by the United States themselves, which in turn was once colonized by UK (see New York , Virginia etc.) and France (see Lousiana). Oh the irony!
If you don't colonize, you'll be poland, FOREVER.
by 32121 July 23, 2016
mugGet the colonize mug.

Colonispy

a disease causing you to only see assholes
Working for the complaint department can cause Colonispy. or "equal opportunity employers are allowed to fire you if diagnosed by a licensed physician as suffering from Colonispy"
by Frisky1525 April 28, 2010
mugGet the Colonispy mug.

coloniel sanders

When a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of a women's face.
Yo bitch you be needing a coloniel sanders. What's that dude it's when I cum over your upper lip and give you a white stache like the KFC cracker.
by Big Red law dog November 14, 2013
mugGet the coloniel sanders mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email