by Kas476 January 29, 2021
Collier is an incredibly sweet and kind person. He is an athletic beast and an academic legend. He is very good at school subjects such as science and math. Collier is an easy person to talk to and you could just talk to him forever. Just talking to Collier will brighten up anyones day. He is the most humble person I have ever met. He is always drippin with his ice. Collier is someone who you want to have in your life.
by anonymousC333 January 28, 2021
Collier is a fricking nerd. If you need your math homework done, just ask Collier. He is really fucking skinny but could also yeet you into the air with extreme force. I don't understand. He needs to get his goddamn quiche out of people's ovens. He also has an entire state in his backyard. Basically, Collier is just an albino nerd who likes the color black.
by Big Papa Arizona September 25, 2019
Last night I managed a Collier's rolly.
by Loose Goose 55 March 12, 2017
co-host of a "popular" podcast by the name of Wombatcast. he is a funny guy with very little insight into anything in the last 10 or so years. unless it has to do with kids.
by journalrose May 24, 2011
When someone slowly digresses from having a fluent social life to having hardly no social life at all. This often occurs when someone gets a full time job (transportation company and/or police) and does not have time to attend these social functions due to untimely shift hours. Subject spends most nights at work while spending most of his free time stalking girls on facebook or myspace. Last known case was out of Salem, MA in 2008.
"I think my roommate has Collier's disease. He worked 48 hours this week and spent his only night off stalking single girls on facebook"
"Doctor, I can't stop stalking girls on facebook when I'm not at work. I think I contracted Collier's Disease"
"Doctor, I can't stop stalking girls on facebook when I'm not at work. I think I contracted Collier's Disease"
by Kris Hansen July 11, 2008
An extremely talented 25-year-old man, hailing from London, England. He's a master of harmonization, chords, and microtones. He understands music theory like it's his first language. Collier owns multiple instruments and learned them all on his own- an audidact, if you will. He also has perfect pitch and really is a fun guy, along with possessing a tremendous amount of talent that most, if not all musicians wish they could have. Some people envy him and try to belittle his music, saying he's "just a white boy who uses autotune." Others look up to him as an inspiration. He's also quite a handsome fella, if I do say so myself..
Person 1: Hey, have you ever listened to Jacob Collier? He's a real fuckin' genius. 21st-century Mozart!
Person 2: Oh, that show-off white kid with the spiky Asian-boy hair? He's nothing special, honestly. Shit artist.
Person 1: What? No, you probably don't understand what he really does. You don't have to be a huge fan of his music, but the work he puts into it is truly amazing. Not to mention he plays hundreds of instrume-
Person 2: Would you shut up? I know he's a talented fuck, that's why I hate him. All he does is flex. Cocky jerk.
Person 1: ooook
Person 2: Oh, that show-off white kid with the spiky Asian-boy hair? He's nothing special, honestly. Shit artist.
Person 1: What? No, you probably don't understand what he really does. You don't have to be a huge fan of his music, but the work he puts into it is truly amazing. Not to mention he plays hundreds of instrume-
Person 2: Would you shut up? I know he's a talented fuck, that's why I hate him. All he does is flex. Cocky jerk.
Person 1: ooook
by confused nick face June 18, 2020