Similar to the Friend Zone, except in a platonic work environment .
That person you talk to in the office but have no aspirations to be friends with outside of work hours.
To clarify this is one step below the Friend Zone
That person you talk to in the office but have no aspirations to be friends with outside of work hours.
To clarify this is one step below the Friend Zone
In the office at closing time on a Friday
Fred: So what are you doing this weekend?
Jane: ah, you know just meeting up with my friends and doing other cool stuff with my friends.. so ya I will see you on Monday.. at work.
Jane has Colleague Zoned Fred
Fred: So what are you doing this weekend?
Jane: ah, you know just meeting up with my friends and doing other cool stuff with my friends.. so ya I will see you on Monday.. at work.
Jane has Colleague Zoned Fred
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Get the Colleened mug.High school student, usually a sophomore or junior, who visits college campuses periodically throughout the year. They are usually accompanied by parents and younger siblings and travel in small groups. They invade dining halls, bookstores, libraries and gyms. Collegies are characterized by sense of displacement and bewilderment. The brave ones will ask for directions, but most of them stand around with parents looking stupid.
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Get the Collegie mug.A colleague who is also an enemy. A collenemy may act friendly and professional toward you but will do sneaky things at work to make them look better than you in the interests of promotions etc. Opposite of a frolleague
I was hungover this morning but to make things worse Shannon, my collenemy, told the boss I rocked up to work late again.
by Felicia d'Souza September 15, 2009
Get the Collenemy mug.A disease one can obtain when they’ve been friend zoned/ best friend zoned and still led on by the same Person. This disease is commonly found in the middle/high-school age groups
“Bro she said she loves me and then went out with another guy, I don’t know what to say”
“Oh crap, you’ve got colleenitis”
“Oh crap, you’ve got colleenitis”
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Can be abbreviated as "m'coll"
And you can use the word "y'coll" when refering one of them to the other（as the short form of "your colleague", obviously）
Can be abbreviated as "m'coll"
And you can use the word "y'coll" when refering one of them to the other（as the short form of "your colleague", obviously）
"M'colleague has noticed that, besides the usual court circular of saints, battles, dance craze etc, today is the 30th anniversary of Jeeves and Wooster. I wish him, and anyone who enjoyed it half as much as we did, tinkerty tonk." ——Hugh Laurie on Twitter, 4/23/2020
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