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Clitoral Virtuoso

Someone so good at stimulating the clitorus, it is like they are playng a musical instrument with great skill.
His performance was in great demand - he was a virtuoso on the clitorus.

The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".
by tallcoolone August 12, 2009
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Collateral Damage

When someone is having major issues in their life that are totally unrelated to you but for some insane reason they are taking it out on you. You are now collateral damage in a fight that they should be having with someone else.
When Julie caught Tommy cheating on her she became convinced that all her friends were sleeping with him. She exploded on everyone and we were all collateral damage.
by Sugar Heather February 5, 2010
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Collateral Coochie

Coochie gained from roasting someone in the process of getting coochie. A vulturistic tactic of turning coochiful interest away from someone getting coochie to steal said coochie.
The boys roasted Martin when he was showing a girl falcon heavy landing clips in an attempt to have her become disinterested in Martin and obtain that Collateral Coochie.
by Rich Nigga JT August 27, 2018
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Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis.

Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis as known as "The Hang It Low Sydrome". This diagnosis is caused by getting your pussy blown out. This occurs when you let numerous male appendages repeatedly slam the bearded clam. Which results in a VERY long flap of skin hanging atleast 4 inches from the vagina.
Kim walks into Peter's house wearing short shorts. Peter asked Kim "WHAT IS THAT". Kim says "That's my vagina." Peter says "It looks like Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis. "Are your lips haning low from too much sex?"
by PrincessAria June 7, 2017
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cliterate

To be knowledgable about the clitoris.
She is so cliterate, she knows exactly where to go!
by Joey Whitter April 20, 2006
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collateral misinformation

When someone alters a Wikipedia article to win a specific argument, anyone who reads the false article before the "error" is corrected suffers from collateral misinformation.
I changed the scientific classification of red foxes last night in order to win an argument with Judy. I hope some stupid High School student didn't suffer from collateral misinformation.
by wildefox March 5, 2008
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Collateral Beauty

Try to see the collateral Beauty within the damage
by Attica Soto January 28, 2018
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