horn colic

an involuntary erection.

It is quite embarassing to get horn colic on a train during the rush hour.

by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003

Lords of Colic

Former name of organization now know as the Suburban Mercenaries.

The Lords of Colic changed their name to the Suburban Mercenaries.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

muder colic

"muder," stands for mother, and "colic," stands for either "fucker" or an injury on your dick.

I have a muder colic!
You're a muder colic >:(

by fartholeman November 16, 2023

dad click

Verb
1. The art of clumsily finding harm in any otherwise harmless software.
2. To become a magnet for technical glitches.
3. To impulsively activate computer interface elements without thinking or knowing.

"I didn't even TOUCH it, now it's DOING something!"
"No, you Dad Clicked."
--Regular Car Reviews (YouTube): 1978 Mercedes Benz CD300 W123, 3 minutes, 0 seconds

by HCCRPCDrunkenMonkey July 21, 2016

flat clicker

it’s a 2D plane that glows
it’s a motion stabilisation plateau

you put a laser on it but it doesn’t come with a laser
a.k.a. a mouse pad

Customer: I'm looking for a flat clicker
Worker: I'm not sure of what that is
Customer near yelling: A FLAT CLICKER!!!!

by his_mum August 8, 2019

Click factor

Value rating of a person based on how many mouse clicks or screen taps it takes to find their naked photos on the internet.

*Watching a movie*
Dude: Who's that girl? I'm going to check her click factor.
Dude: 3 clicks and I see her titties.
Other dude: Click factor of 3, not bad but she’s no star.

by The Nightfly August 19, 2020

click bait hero

click bait hero (n): an online Samaritan who saves many the pain of opening a sensationalised article by releasing the mundane details in the thread below, typically attaining top comment status.

TOP COMMENT: All you need to know is that Will Smith got his name because it is short for 'William'.

REPLY: You sir, are a click bait hero!

by Spagalucci October 1, 2016