Coleray

Pure Epic. Awsome to the 12 power. Burnes eyes with pure awsomeness. Epic runs through your viens. Ninja.

I became blind at the sight of Coleray's concentrated awsomeness.

Wat a ninja, i didnt even know he cut my head off.

by Cupnoodle June 30, 2008

Colemak-DH

The superior version of the Colemak alternative keyboard layout. The name comes from the relocation of the “D” and “H” keys, + a few minor other ones. In addition to the relocation, the layout has an angle mod on the left hand making it even more ergonomic and comfortable to type on.

Person 1: I’ve been thinking of learning an alternative keyboard layout lately and Colemak has caught my eye, what do you think?
Person: Colemak-DH is way better, never use the default version of Colemak.

by 2077 September 19, 2021

aborted fetal colada

The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.

My girlfriend just had an abortion, so I can't wait to slurp up that aborted fetal colada!

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 18, 2019

Penis Colada

The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.

Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.

by Dwayne's Love Child December 15, 2008

Rufie-Colada

A pina colada that has intentionally had rufies or any other date rape drug added to it.

The only way your going to get some action at the party tonight is if you start handing out rufie-coladas.

by jpassman June 12, 2007

Coleman middle school

A gay school where they want drama but it dosent happen I went there for a couple years but most girls are flat so I switched overall just a gay school where anyone can make it in accelerated and guys joke about fucking each other and call each other daddy

Why is Coleman middle school principal so gay

by Hrhervtvrvbrjes October 24, 2018

Norm Coleman

The dogged pursuit of a hopeless goal, with utter disregard for a preponderance of contradicting evidence and mounting public distain.

(Shortened form: Norc)

Dude 1: I can't believe my brother is still trying to be an olympic swimmer.
Dude 2: Really, isn't he incontinent?
Dude 1: Yeah man. They banned him from the pool. But every morning he keeps trying to sneak in.
Dude 2: That's weak. He wasn't even that great of a swimmer to begin with.
Dude 1: Yeah, the team, the coach and especially the janitors hate him more and more every day. There's no point in continuing this. He's really pulling a Norm Coleman.

by Dark289 April 10, 2009