Comandre

A male sex god. Usually found with a herd of women trailing behind him waiting to receive his seed. Muscular, good looking, and intelligent, he can win ANY woman over.

"Fuck yes! I just got laid by a total Comandre!"

by caramia May 8, 2009

Culandria

When Somone is culandria your ass is awkwardly shaped or it can mean you have a big ass

Eww she is so culandria. Orr I’m CuLANDRIA🍑

by Xoxoandress May 24, 2019

calendread

calendar + dread = the dread you feel when having to sync up on calendars with a friend(s) about a get-together . . . you want to see them but combing through your calendars for a mutually agreeable date feels like an overwhelming task.

I really want to see Liz, but figuring out her new work schedule's nights off is giving me calendread.

by BecBecSF May 14, 2023

fart in a colander

flitting , birdlike, from one thing to another, lacking focus, lacking concentration.

"stone me, denis.""since i made you player/manager you're running around like a fart in a colander"

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

coladera

Spanish slang word meaning a girls private part

Le vi su coladera la noche pasada.
I saw her coladera ( vagina ) last night.

by x.Kylie.Madrigal.x December 11, 2017

Colander

Came out of nowhere and stole my heart.

Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.

Not always easy but that doesn't matter.

My love.

Colander entered my world one cold night in 2010.

by ketchupface October 29, 2012

clandrew

claire (gossipgran) and andrew(1612th) on tumblr's "shipping name"

friend one: "i heard clandrew just had a new baby"

friend two: "Awh! they are SO precious, I wish I was them"

by clandrew's number one fan February 24, 2012