Coit

n. A derogatory term for heterosexuals. Derived from the word coitus

Dude, that was so coit!
Or
Sorry man, didn't think you were such a coit about that.

by coitus maximus? January 21, 2006

coit

male whore

He was a total coit to hook up with all of those girls.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Poised Coit

Describes any position that accentuates the derriere, buttocks, backside, hindquarters, etc.

"Descending the hill, he rose out saddle to reveal a perfectly poised coit", or " Touching your toes not only increases flexibility, but also enhances the poised coit."

by Bullet (Le) March 29, 2015

Mid-coit

Short for middle of coitous. Defining an act that happens mid sexual encounter (verb)

I am surprisingly good at taking work conference calls mid-coit

Sometimes you need a mid-coit snack

by TinderWordsOfWisdom September 2, 2021

Robotic Coit

Anytime a robotic intelligence becomes aroused.

Android 69 fused into a robotic coit.

by Purplehanzz September 26, 2021

coitsian

Have sexual intetcourse with an person of asian descent (coitus+asian).

When I went to the Chinese buffet,I brought home a cute little Asian waitress and I had the best coitsian ever.

by olive man April 13, 2015

coituous

A flavour that you didn’t expect caused when things that aren’t meant to go together work well.

When mix food together, it makes a nice aroma - that ends up being a nice “coituous”.

by yungFillyFan September 24, 2020