Coit

100% car boy - knows everything about cars, can listen and know what car is passing without looking. If they don’t drive a manual vehicle, they aren’t a real Coit. Coits are really smart and handsome. Coits don’t stand out in the crowd but once you get to know him he is a great guy to have around. He is loyal, and will do anything for anyone. Guys named Coit can do anything they set there mind to, but HE has to decide that for himself. Coits don’t like getting told what to do and if they feel too much pressure will shut down. They are extremely stubborn, but when you get to know him he will tell you everything. They have a great sarcastic sense of humor and are usually the DJ at parties. They love being with others but are never the center of attention. They always want everyone to have a good time. Coits are hard to find and harder to catch, but if you have one, you’ll have them for quite some time ;) *Disclaimer: Coits sometimes have commitment issues*

“Wait. What’s his name again? Cleet?” Friend
“C.O.I.T coit” You

“Gotta call Coit, cars makin that weird noise again”

by Ginger711 November 23, 2021

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Coit

An Australian slang for Vagina.

"Nice shot Dad! Jammed Mum right in the Coit!"
"Fuck me dead, me Coit's itchy!"

by Xaypock March 24, 2003

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Coit

n. A derogatory term for heterosexuals. Derived from the word coitus

Dude, that was so coit!
Or
Sorry man, didn't think you were such a coit about that.

by coitus maximus? January 21, 2006

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Poised Coit

Describes any position that accentuates the derriere, buttocks, backside, hindquarters, etc.

"Descending the hill, he rose out saddle to reveal a perfectly poised coit", or " Touching your toes not only increases flexibility, but also enhances the poised coit."

by Bullet (Le) March 29, 2015

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