conguesture

portmanteau of guess and conjecture

He made a conguesture.

by polijk November 13, 2011

Cogumsion

Winning an argument successfully and getting your points across but feeling guilty afterwards.

Guy #1: I think Alex understands what he did wrong, but I don’t know.. I just guess cogumsion just got to me.

Guy #2: Yeah, sucks when that happens, it completely reaps the reward of actually proving your point.

by JanuarySadness March 11, 2019