Cessna Citation X

The Cessna Citation X is the fastest flying commercial business jet. At the cost of just 22 million USD, one can plant their butt at 35,000 feet and fly at Mach .92 (About 700mph). 2 crew, 8-12 passengers with a jump seat, and mid to long-ranged. You're lucky to ride in one of these jets.

Hey man, you ever ridden in a Cessna Citation X?

Nah man, I had to settle for that wimpy III...

by Oobio August 17, 2011

citation circle

A group of academics who exclusively cite each other and nobody else.

Rare in science, but surprisingly common in arts and humanities.

Mary's research on sexuality in Victorian times ran into a snag when she hit a citation circle and couldn't get out.

by Darth Ridley January 6, 2007

Citation Needed

What you say to some dumbass motherfucker when he pulls some stupid shit out of his ass. Comes from Wikipedia.

Ben: The Sikhs control all the worlds corn.

Jack: Citation needed.

by Ganondox September 24, 2017

cogitating

To take carefull thought of, to ponder think

I'm so totally not cogitating

by Jon January 18, 2004

Citation Nazi

Someone who demands citation for everything. A Citation Nazi will require you to provide sources of reference for your own original inventions, widely accepted knowledge, and even for your self-reflections.

I wrote in my physics term paper that the Earth revolves around the Sun. My professor returned it asking to provide citations. He wanted my friend to cite a source for her statement "I believe aliens live among us". Such a Citation Nazi!

by BabuGeorge May 25, 2014

citation

1. The weapon of schools to attempt to defend against plagiarism by saying where things come from, thus eliminating original thought.
2. A very fast jet made by Cessna.

1. "I'm just gonna make up a few citations for the report." (Because quantity always matters over quantity anyways)
2. "Holy crap! Your grandma was drivin' faster than a Citation X!"

by Orion December 31, 2004

Citation Needed

To be said aloud when you think you're being fed bullshit.
Can also be used when using hearsay as fact.

Stacey: OMG did you hear that Shanna is pregnant?!?!
Amy: Citation Needed
Emma: You got pwned

Amy: I heard Paul and Josie are going out now.. Citation needed.

by AmyWamyLamy November 24, 2010