Simon Cowell

a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.

person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell

by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020

Covelled

an event will NOT take place due to Covid-19, Corona Virus, The Rona

2020 is so grim! Prom, graduation, concerts...everything has been covelled!

by CovelleNampa April 8, 2020

simon cowell

disgusting.
ew.
yuck.
harryphobic.
louisphobic.

one directionphobic.

if you are cowbell seek help.

human: who are you?

the creature: im simon cowell

human: bye-

by niall and the potatoes February 11, 2021

Simon Cowell

A Cunt.

'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'

by blargh!! December 15, 2009

corelle

One of the chilliest guys around if your friends name is this stay close he’s a G may also answer to Rell Swervo p.s he got a big dick

Corelle really put it down last night

by Yamom203 August 31, 2019

Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!

I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".

by Reubens-world September 6, 2013

simon Cowell

a mean british man

i dislike simon cowell😁🤪

by thatlarriebitch January 13, 2021