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hippys used coffee house and flower shop as the place where you drank coffee and listen to poetry quoted by a little skinny girl in a little cotton dress and nothing else.
i will meet you at the flower shop.
by r cane July 17, 2005
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coffeehoser

A) one who drinks coffee to the point of excess.
B) amateur connoisseur and/or coffee lover.
C) heavy coffee drinker of Canadian descent.

Origins: Derives from the root word Hoser; central and eastern Canada; northeastern United States. Originally a derogatory term to connote someone as a lush for beer in particular. Developed into a slang, jovial term for a Canadian person based on the stereotype that Canadians drink too much beer.
Usage…

“I pounded two pots of coffee before I came to work today; I am such a coffeehoser.”

-Coffeehoser: “Take off you knob! Stay away from my f***ing coffee! Coffeehoser’s need it to play superior hockey, create burgeoning pop stars, classic comedians, repulse the cold, and little else.”
-Co-worker: Time for a care-frontation, addict!
by Big Cal October 20, 2007
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CoffeeHouseCatastrophe

Only the best Quotev user to exist.

Uses gore/king/wrath/thorn pronouns currently.

When speaking to gore, address king as "Queen Huxley", if you do not know wrath before /hsrs
If you're seeing this, I love you <3
I believe in Quotev user CoffeeHouseCatastrophe supremacy
by Lovesixk August 19, 2022
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Coffee House Dubstep

Term used to describe a certin style of music usually artists like The Chainsmokers & Purity Ring

Music with softer slower lyrics with and upbeat dubstep style of background music
Friend 1: I love the style of music Purity Ring makes

Friend 2: I call it Coffee House Dubstep
by Dbass1292 July 11, 2016
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Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.
Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.
by ROBop March 18, 2023
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