couchie cruncher

A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy

Damn girl he eats pussy like a couchie cruncher.

by Real snigga June 7, 2017

Couchie clinch

When your wearing leggings/tights and they ride up in your crotch and this fire burn occurs.

Omg Sally went to the nurses office after she did a split because she got Couchie clinch!!! Oml what da fuck!!!!

by Official_Juba_ August 15, 2017

couchie wig

A wig for your pubes.
See also; merkin

"Grab my pastees and couchie wig plox."

by mayonaise June 17, 2021

National couchie kick day

Tired of girls kicking your dick in on April 9th? Well, I bet you didn’t know what today was. Go ahead it’s national couchie kick day tomorrow. Watch out.

Happy national couchie kick day!

by Daggerpeen April 9, 2019

ouchie on the couchie

Fucking or fingering a girl's vagina, causing her massive pain
Usually done on a couch (couchie)

I will give her ouchie on the couchie so she better back that thang up. She's a fine mutha fucker! Her vagina is nice and juicy.

by Ya Know July 29, 2003

Couchie

Couchie (noun), someone who enjoys the fine art of relaxing on a comfortable couch.

Ernesto loves going out on the town but during the winter months, he's happy being a couchie!

by yesIsaidmeow January 12, 2012

couchie knuckle

A pussy that has a knuckle sized extra skin.

John went down on Tanya and said you have a "couchie knuckle " .

by Uber JoKR December 8, 2016