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Constarrhea

A terrible state of having Diarrhea and Constipation at the same time. Usually results in having people tear their clothes of and lose feeling in both legs.
"Hey why wasn't Ashlee at the party last weekend?"

"Man it was terrible she got constarrhea"

"What the shit is that?"

"An awful anus pain that leaves your legs paralyzed."
by TheSerpentKing360 January 24, 2009
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CoDtard

An antisocial person who plays Call of Duty and nothing else
Person 1: Is Matt coming out tonight?
Person 2: Nah he's playing World at War again, what a CoDtard!
by kravex December 9, 2008
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Somebody who always continues to be a retard despite always denying the fact that he/she is one.
"I find it really difficult to hold a half-decent conversation with him because he's such a constard!"
by Benji Vacunt June 25, 2008
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CoDtarded

Describes a player of the first person shooter, Call of Duty, who is a noob and does something retarded. Early signs you are playing with a CoDtarded person include shitty music in the background, a voice high enough to shatter glass, and refusing to ready up until next Sunday. Another indicator of a CoDtarded person is when you hear crying through a $5 mic, "Revive me I have a raygun,"
Smart player: "Did you just trade the LSAT for the SMR? Why are you so CoDtarded?"
CoDtarded player: *Shitty dubstep playing in the background*"Revive me I just got down and have the raygun,"
by Noobish_Camper55 February 28, 2017
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costarring

Present participant of costar

Two friends who have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved.

The verb of having a friend with benefits

From the spanish root acostarnos, translates to "lets have sex"
Ilana and I are costarring
by Gabriel Martin April 6, 2013
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CoStar

An app that confused college girls use to put meaning to their random hookups and drunk rampages through use of astrological pseudoscience.
Omg last night I hooked up with my exe’s sister’s bestfriend’s brother after eating Olive Garden, and today my CoStar told me that “an adventurous pallet is key to a bold experience.” Like CoStar knows me too well
by Man Whore 6969 February 11, 2020
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Constarrhea

n. A combination of the words 'constipation' and 'diarrhea'; a condition where it's difficult to excrete feces, but when you do manage to, it's diarrhea
John was regretting having spicy chicken wings last night, because the morning after he had a bad case of fiery constarrhea.
by LoopholeHacker May 31, 2016
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