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Cookblocking

The act of using up ingredients in the fridge so another cannot cook what they intended to
Me: Jim where's the cheese?
Jim: Oh I ate it.
Me: God damn it Jim stop cookblocking me!
by Geekycoconut March 17, 2013
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Social Network Cockblocking

The act of writing or posting suggestive comments on someone's Myspace or Facebook Wall to let other people know that you are currently involved with or hooking up with this person. Also the act of tagging photos of the two of you so that other potential suitors see this and will lay off.
"I'm going to tag these photos of Joe and I from this last weekend on his facebook so that other girls will get the point that he is taken." "You are so into the social network cockblocking."
by MileHighBunny December 17, 2008
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cockblocking prude

one who incessantly prevents a male from getting any kind of action, while not actually engaging in any sexual acts her/himself, probably due to a severe lack of self esteem. or because he/she wants the cockblock-ee for her/himself but wont admit it. in general, a douchetastic, two faced blonde.
The Blonde One is a cockblocking prude.

the ONE fat chick that is ALWAYS freinds with the sexy people- while she never gets any action herself, she feels compelled to block as much cock as humanly possible because all the freinds turn to her for advice. for christ's sake. someone bang the fat girl. please.
by STAN. January 6, 2008
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Subliminal cockblocking

The act of sending someone subconscious or subliminal messages which make that person not want to sleep with another person or individual.
"The way he disses every other guy in the room leads one to believe that he actually earned his B.S. in subliminal cockblocking."

or

"His texts always seem normal, but in reality they're just his way of subliminal cockblocking."
by Lawyergal83 October 20, 2011
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Copblocking

The act of impeding or preventing a police officer from doing his or her job. Common examples include flashing headlights to alert other drivers that a cop is waiting up ahead, asking a cop inane questions while they are in the process of giving someone else a ticket, or wasting an officer's time in any way, shape, or form possible.

May also refer to the game of Copblocking, where players "rat out" a cop's speed trap to would be speeders, preventing the cop from giving any tickets.
So I totally slowed down right before we made the turn and missed that ticket -- fucking copblocked that mother fucker!

Yesterday Jon and I went copblocking for a couple of hours. Shut down this one po-po for a good thirty minutes, bitch didn't write a single ticket.
by DPSkitty March 19, 2010
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copblockin

To stop 2 people from talkin or flirtin
I was walkin wit my gurl and the nigga tried to act like he need to ask her a favor.That is one copblockin nigga!
by Br0nx January 21, 2008
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copblocking

blocking another person from trying to holla at someone
man chill with all dat son, you be copblocking like sh!t
by misz_capricorn November 10, 2007
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