coconuts

Devices, usually imported from tropical climes, that can be banged together in lieu of riding a horse.

"You've got two empty 'alves of coconut, and you're banging them together!"

by aaronak November 9, 2004

Coconuts

Something that can be gripped by a 5 oz. bird.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

by pseudonym March 20, 2004

Clapping Coconuts

Term for gay sex (anal)! Word inspired by the slapping of testicles common during gay intercourse.

Lucas: "hey man wanna chill with Little Bitch and Troy tonight?"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"

by Kks_tits(limp) January 18, 2015

#coconutoil

Used to describe someone who is self absorbed and selfish.

Darling you need to grow up. It’s not all about #Davina #coconutoil

by P. Dizzle April 4, 2018

coconuts

Tits, boobs, breasts, melons, jugs.

She's got a lovely pair of coconuts!!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

dune coonitis

A disease that is only found in the middle east.it causes the dune coons..aka sand niggers to want to blow themselves the fuck up. there for alot of dune coons have it hence all the suicide bombing all over the place..

that fucking sand nigger had dune coonitis..good thing he is cured because he blew himself the fuck up..thats also one less dune coon we have to worry about.

by dunecoon69 March 7, 2011

Mother Coconuts

A term for words that can drop you dead in laughter. Originally played on Sal Vulcano by the Impractical Jokers in their "Name Game" Series.

"When they told me my gynecologist's name was Dr. Hymen, I almost fell off my chair. It was such a Mother Coconuts of a name."

by OregonWarrior August 26, 2017