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cocktathalon

Unlike a gang bang, a cocktathalon is where one person (guy or girl) has sex with 10 different partners, each in a new and different position, in the one evening
Man, your room mate Sal loves sex. She did a cocktathalon last night!
by 35fordavenue February 27, 2015
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cockwitch

Someone who makes a dude cum prematurely
I usually last for ages but that cockwitch made me blow in seconds
by The cockwitch June 11, 2018
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Cockwasher

Shut your fucking Cockwasher
by 6Kes9 January 11, 2009
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cockswatch

Someone who is a sketchy liar. Covering there own ass. Talking sketchy nonsense.
Jesse stop being a cockswatch,its annoying.
by Meganne Boucher November 17, 2004
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Cockwattle

1.A very loose, baggy scrotum, common in decrepit old men.
2.the condition of exceptionally droopy balls during periods of extreme heat and humidity. The very opposite of the walnut shell-like condition yielded by a dip in the pool.
I was a the hospital the other day, and saw an old man with a cockwattle hanging below his gown.
by tymac January 13, 2008
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cockaschmozles

cockaschmozels is an adjective describing something that is so totally insanely and 100% awesome (aka severely rocking some sox). It can also be used as an exclamation of intense excitement, surprise and/or happiness.
example one-
liana: HOLY COCKASCHMOZELS!
jasper: wat?
liana: u totally rock sox dude
example two-
mo: check out that awesome thingymigigy!
kang: cockaschmozles that's funky!
by totally awesome person xoxo March 25, 2009
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Cockwatcher

Someone who, while either watching a video or hanging out with friends, will stare at the male’s nether regions to see if they can see their dick their their pants.
Stacy: Matt was wearing his grey sweatpants today. I could totally see his dick; I couldn’t stop looking.

Anne: I didn’t even notice. You’re such a cockwatcher, Stacy.
by Internet Lurking September 9, 2022
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