Cockmare

A nightmare about cocks, in which the dreamer doesn't wish to be dreaming about cocks. However in his/her deepest most inner desires lusts the cock, wants the cock, needs the cock. Most likely candidate is someone who is in denial about their sexuality.

Jimmy: "I had the most terrible dream last night, there were cocks everywhere, they were after me... I couldn't get away from them... I was scared but at the same time it was thrilling."

Beth: "Jimmy sounds like you just had your first cockmare."

by RBoostin June 21, 2010

cockfarm

group of men, often: group of horny men

"Lissy turned around, and saw that cockfarm heading for her. She fled and locked herself into the toilet until the club closed."

by Mrs. Lissy January 25, 2007

cockward

awkward in a sexual way

Damn Chico, that chick is so cockward!

by turnure May 8, 2006

cockfarmer

A person who is quite appaling, see also twunt.

Did you see Arsene Wenger on Match of the Day, what a cockfarmer?

by unterwasser November 5, 2010

cockward

An awkard situation that surrounds the conversation of a cock.

Nat grabs Brent in the nether regions.

Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.

Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"

by brentionary January 26, 2011

Cockwartz

Jumped in for a nine and three quater

I went for a cockwartz and ended up with ron

by Koplover89 September 5, 2018

cockward

The voluntary or involuntary act of progressing a situation or discussion into a state of awkwardness towards the male reproductive genitalia or “cock”

"Becky, don't bring up his ex-girlfriend in front of her. You're making shit cockward."

by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009