cockbollocks

The male sexual organs

Ahhhh he was actin like a cunt so I drop kicked him right up the cockbollocks

by stainesmassive April 5, 2008

cockalock

someone who is being a dick to someone else you haven't seen in a long time that is visiting for a short while

i miss you man!!!
Sorry for bein a cockalock when you were down here.

by the hairy yak June 6, 2010

cockalocka

When a man blows a load up into the vaginal cavity so hard that it sticks to the back of the uterus, and doesn't get expoliated until menstration.

Amanda: Dude, i cockalocka'd in Mary's vagina on a scary mountain last night.
Courtney: She will be feeling that when its her time of the month.
Amanda: I hope so. shes a fucking skank

by sanfron and juanita April 13, 2009

Cockalocken

when your cock is just ready to get lockened!

when I saw my super model wife naked my dick was just cockalocken!

by the word master of words July 11, 2016

Cockwallace

The term of being stupid in a verbal retardation

“Felix Hoerner is a cockwallace”

by Cockwallace January 2, 2020

Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005

cockalockin

To walk around a bar or club trying to pick up women

Blaze picked her up last night while he was out cockalockin

by Soonerborn75 May 26, 2016